Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
The happiness I feel right now is amazing
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT
Just an FYI.
i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description
- october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
- november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone
she dun put a cartridge in that partridge
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
being a feminist is like trying to fix a giant hole in the wall and discovering that the entire wall is rotting and filled with termites and you have a lot more work to do than you thought you did
"and furthermore if you insult my wall again I’ll rape and kill you"
The only way to fix the problem is to tear down the house and build a new one.
if i care about you, i’ll shower you with kisses, and i don’t mean like making out. I mean like pecks, and I’ll place them all on your neck, your lips, your face, just to see you smile and giggle